Don't Trust Your Gut. It Just Makes Poo.™ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Don't Trust Your Gut. It Just Makes Poo.™ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Some advice should never be followed.
People always say:
"Trust your gut."
That sounds inspiring... until your gut has very different plans.
Whether you're sprinting toward the bathroom, questioning every life decision, or simply appreciate humor that ignores all common sense, this design is guaranteed to get laughs from anyone who's ever been betrayed by their own digestive system.
Features
• Premium heavyweight Gildan® 5000 crewneck
• Soft,
durable cotton built for everyday chaos
• Professionally
printed with vibrant, long-lasting colors
• Relaxed unisex
fit
• Designed by Terrible Life Advice™
⚠ Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, suspicious glances toward nearby toilets, and strangers asking where you got your shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |