WE MAKE TERRIBLE ADVICE.

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

Terrible Life Advice started with one simple idea:

The internet already has enough people telling you how to live.

So we decided to do the exact opposite.

Every design begins with a piece of advice that absolutely nobody should follow.

The worse the advice...

...the better the joke.

We don't sell motivation.

We don't sell success.

We definitely don't sell common sense.

We sell premium heavyweight T-shirts for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humor, and making everyone around them laugh.

If someone asks where you got your shirt...

Mission accomplished.

⚠️ WARNING

Following any advice printed on these shirts is strongly discouraged.

Laughing uncontrollably, however, is entirely your responsibility.

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