Don't Sink in the Shit. Shit in the Sink.™ | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt | Gildan® 5000
Don't Sink in the Shit. Shit in the Sink.™ | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt | Gildan® 5000
Some advice should never be followed.
When life gets messy, some people rise above it.
This shirt recommends... a very different approach.
Don't Sink in the Shit. Shit in the Sink.™ is classic Terrible Life Advice™—taking a familiar saying, flipping it upside down, and replacing common sense with complete nonsense. It's absurd, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make people stop, laugh, and question your decision-making skills.
Printed on the trusted Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt, it's built for comfort, durability, and surviving conversations that start with, "Wait... what does your shirt say?"
Features
- Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
- Durable heavyweight cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft DTG print
- Designed by Terrible Life Advice™
- Made for laughs, not life advice
⚠️ Warning: Following any advice printed on these shirts is strongly discouraged. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, horrified looks from strangers, and an irrational fear of unusually small public sinks. 🚽😂
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |