Congratulations. You Won A Trip To Go Fuck Yourself.™ | Funny Shirt | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Some advice should never be followed.

There are moments in life when “no thank you” simply doesn't communicate the required level of enthusiasm.

That's when you congratulate someone on winning an all-expenses-not-paid trip to go fuck themselves.

Congratulations. You Won A Trip To Go Fuck Yourself.™ combines fireworks, celebration, questionable hand gestures, and the warmth of a heartfelt farewell nobody asked for.

Perfect for coworkers, exes, annoying relatives, internet experts, customer-service hold music—or anyone else deserving a little vacation.

Details:

• Premium heavyweight unisex T-shirt

• Comfortable everyday fit

• Durable DTG print

• Original Terrible Life Advice artwork

• Vintage distressed typography

• Fireworks included; airfare isn't

• Diplomacy sold separately

⚠️ Warning: May cause laughter, offended strangers, spontaneous applause, and people asking where the fuck you got your shirt.