BE LATE. BLAME TRAFFIC.™ | Funny shirt | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Some advice should never be followed.

Running late? No problem.

Just stand outside your house in your pajamas, sip your coffee, admire your parked car, and confidently blame traffic. It's not your fault the road exists.

Perfect for chronic snoozers, professional excuse-makers, and anyone who's ever texted "Be there in 5 minutes" while still brushing their teeth.

Wear it proudly. Accountability is overrated.