Terrible Life Advice

Don't Think Between the Lines.
Don't Think Between the Lines.
Impulsive decisions often feel right in the moment. A humorous look at thinking before acting, peer pressure, and why slowing down can save you a lot of regret. Read more...
Don't Clean Your Room.
Don't Clean Your Room.
We've all said, "I'll clean it later." A humorous look at procrastination, messy rooms, and why small cleaning habits make life much easier. Read more...
Don't Embrace Daily Learning.
Don't Embrace Daily Learning.
Learning isn't about being the smartest person in the room. A humorous look at curiosity, personal growth, and why small lessons can make a big difference over time. Read more...
Don't Sleep On It.
Don't Sleep On It.
We all procrastinate sometimes. A humorous look at overthinking, delaying decisions, and why waiting for the perfect moment usually means waiting forever. Read more...
Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff. Pet the Sweaty Stuff.
Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff. Pet the Sweaty Stuff.
Life is full of tiny annoyances that feel much bigger than they really are. A humorous look at stress, perspective, and learning to laugh at the little things. Read more...
Don't Choose Religion. Join a Cult.
Don't Choose Religion. Join a Cult.
A humorous look at critical thinking, curiosity, and why asking questions is healthier than blindly following anyone. Some advice should definitely never be followed. Read more...
Don't Blow Your Opportunities.
Don't Blow Your Opportunities.
Opportunities rarely arrive at the perfect moment. A humorous look at taking chances, overcoming fear, and why the biggest risk is often doing nothing. Read more...
Don't Follow Dreams. Dream of Being Followed.
Don't Follow Dreams. Dream of Being Followed.
Everyone dreams of success, recognition, and leaving a mark. A humorous look at ambition, social media, and why chasing followers isn't the same as following your dreams. Read more...
Don't Get Old. Get a Young One.
Don't Get Old. Get a Young One.
Wrinkles happen. Sore knees happen. Midlife crises happen. A funny satirical look at aging, growing older, and why chasing youth is never the answer.   Read more...
Is School Preparing You for Real Life?
Is School Preparing You for Real Life?
School teaches algebra, history, and chemistry—but somehow skips taxes, mortgages, and why every adult owns a drawer full of mystery cables. A satirical look at whether school really prepares us... Read more...