Don't Just Bake It. Let It Bake You.™ | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt | Gildan® 5000
Don't Just Bake It. Let It Bake You.™ | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt | Gildan® 5000
Some advice should never be followed.
Not every baker is baking bread.
This Terrible Life Advice™ design serves up the worst recipe imaginable with a perfectly baked dose of dark humor. Whether you're a fan of sarcasm, questionable decisions, or simply enjoy confusing strangers in public, this shirt is fresh out of the oven.
Printed on a premium heavyweight cotton T-shirt that's built for comfort, conversation, and making people do a double take.
Features
- Premium heavyweight cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft DTG print
- Designed by Terrible Life Advice™
- Built for laughs, not life coaching
⚠️ Warning: Following any advice printed on these shirts is strongly discouraged. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, awkward conversations with strangers, and repeatedly answering the question, "Where did you get that shirt?" 🍞😄
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |