Don't Drive An EV. Smile Per Gallon.™ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Don't Drive An EV. Smile Per Gallon.™ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Some advice should never be followed.
For those who believe smiles are measured in horsepower instead of kilowatts, this design delivers peak Terrible Life Advice™. Featuring a cinematic illustration packed with outrageous diesel smoke, exaggerated reactions, and unapologetic satire, it's made for people who enjoy controversial humor and conversation-starting graphic tees.
Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex T-shirt with vibrant DTG printing for crisp, durable artwork.
Features
Premium heavyweight cotton
High-quality DTG print
Soft, durable everyday comfort
Unisex fit
Designed by Terrible Life Advice™
⚠️ Warning: May trigger laughter, eye rolls, and debates at every charging station.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |