Always Lubricate The Backdoor First.™ | Funny Shirt | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Some advice should never be followed.

A good locksmith knows preparation is everything. The right tools. A steady hand. And apparently... plenty of lubrication. 😂

Always Lubricate The Backdoor First.™ is technically responsible lock-maintenance advice. Anything else you read into it is entirely between you and your backdoor.

Look closer and it only gets worse:

🔑 Professional Locksmith — We Get In.
🚪 Keep It Tight. Keep It Private.
🧰 Good Access Is 90% Preparation.

Completely innocent. Professionally certified. Absolutely nothing suspicious happening here.

Why you'll love it:

• Premium heavyweight unisex T-shirt

• Comfortable everyday fit

• Durable DTG print

• Original Terrible Life Advice artwork

• Vintage distressed typography

• Perfect for dirty minds, locksmiths, inappropriate friends, and people who appreciate suspiciously specific maintenance advice

• Guaranteed to make someone read it twice

⚠️ Warning: May cause laughter, inappropriate interpretations, and people asking where the hell you got your shirt.

Some advice should never be followed.